Monday, August 22, 2011

Awkward Moment Posts

Okay, I realize this has nothing to do with fashion but I've become fascinated with these hilarious form of jokes called awkward moment jokes and I would be thrilled to share some with you. :3

"that awkward moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom"
"that awkward moment when you realize that if Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner get married, they would both be Taylor Lautner"
"the awkward moment when you get into the van, but there isn't any candy"
"the awkward moment when you tell her to make you a sandwich and she says no"
"that awkward moment when you go in your closet looking for Narnia and you find the door to Monsters, Inc. instead"
"that awkward moment when you realize darth vadar is your father"
"that awkward moment when you grab somebody sexy and tell them HEY"
"that awkward moment when you go lay on your bed and then BAAM a ninja comes out and steals your pillow""that awkward moment when your dog stares at you while you're getting undressed" 
"that awkward moment when your color blind friend thinks they’ve solved a rubix cube"
"that awkward moment when you're chilling at the park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano" 
"that awkward moment where you hold auditions for the Glee team and nobody can actually sing that well"
"that awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there’s chips inside"
"the awkward moment when teachers call it cheating but students call it teamwork"
"that awkward moment when Bella Swan jumps off a cliff because all her friends are doing it" 
"that awkward moment when you’re making a wish on 11:11 and you get interrupted by 11:12"
"that awkward moment when you and Lady Gaga show up to a party wearing the same outfit" 
"that awkward moment when you run too fast in P.E and you achieve 99% the speed of light, resulting in yourself taking the form of a wave instead of a particle and you start diffracting around everything"
"the awkward moment when Snape's in love with your mom"
"that awkward moment when you almost touch the stove and Ke$ha yells at you because its hot and dangerous"
"the awkward moment when you're doing very well on a video game and then the demo ends"
"that awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off"
"that awkward moment when your best friend's wearing a Best Friend bracelet and its not the one you bought her"
And my ALL TIME FAVORITE::
"that awkward moment when a couple of guys (who are up to no good), start making trouble in your neighborhood. You get in one little fight and your mom gets scared, and says “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air”

hope i made you laff xx

7 comments:

Lorena said...

Truly, truly awkward.
My fave was the one where Dark Vather is your dad..

jamie said...

"that awkward moment when your dog stares at you while you're getting undressed" - lol

thanks for the sweet comment! i am trying to follow your blog but i think Blogger is acting up, grrr! dont worry, i will continue to visit your page until Blogger is fixed and happily follow you! Muah!

hope you have a great week! xx

sarah said...

thanks! :)

Fashion Nicotine said...

Hahahah you made me laugh, cool post!! The last one I was like huh? And then... fresh prince of bel-air

:: Lavender's Green :: said...

Haha, that's awesome. I loved the Bruno Mars one!

x Jasmine

Ev said...

:D

Heather, 29 Skirts said...

Hehe, these are pretty funny! I especially like this one:

"that awkward moment when your color blind friend thinks they’ve solved a rubix cube"

I guess I am kind of mean for liking that one, but it cracked me up. And of course that last one is awesome too, ha!